Flirty Emails

here i (a rather ordinary run of the mill by the algae pond) again go yapping

ahh.. I’ll love to write this for you!
ok, so here is how I’ll give you your first anal sex:
To begin with, first we’ll need to make sure that nothing comes out from there when we are having the fun. Well, not that I won’t like it if something do come out, but guess you’ll agree that it’s better to have a moderately clean anal sex. So let’s make the initial cleaning part fun!

I’m sure you’ll agree watching and being watched in the toilet is fun. Those are some of the most personal moments, exposing which to your partner opens up a whole new world of erotism. I’ll watch you in the toilet. To make it a little more explicit, you’ll get up on the rims of the toilet bowl (sort of like this lady: http://porn-inside.biz/dtr/thumbs/ebe8a9.jpg - sorry about this reference from a porn site, but I really like this posture :). That will give me a clearer view of what’s going on! But I promise, I won’t interfere. And all along that time I’ll be standing before you, and you may have my dick to play with while you poop. :p
So once you have done all you can, we’ll flush the toilet. Then just to be double sure that there isn’t anything big left inside, I’ll do some slow and gentle fingering inside your ass. We’ll try something sensual while doing that: when you try to push out, I’ll move my finger inward counteracting your effort, and when you try to pull in my finger I’ll move outward, again counteracting your effort. This will continue slowly until you feel bored/tired. But I’m pretty sure you’ll love it too much to want to stop it! Believe me, this will be more pleasing than anything else you have ever experienced!
Once done, I’ll definitely wash my hand, but you hold on… don’t use the toilet paper yet! Now you get down in doggy style posture on the bathroom floor, and I’ll use my tongue to gently clean up your anus. Slowly and gently I’ll roll my tongue on the rims of your anus, and then penetrate little inside to lick up all the tasty juice you have let flow from there!

So now that we are ready to get started, we’ll do a little foreplay. For playing with the anus, 69 will be a good position. You may fiddle with my penis, while I’ll finger your anus and pussy with both my hands. We can once again go the counteracting thing if you please.

Then we’ll have the condom in place and your anus all greased up (with my saliva mixed with your anal juice) we’ll start the main play in doggy style. Slowly I’ll get my penis inside. Once I’m completely in, I’ll stay there.. as long as you want me to. You’ll push and pull me inside you, and I’ll watch you doing that. Once it’s long enough, I’ll slowly start pulling out, stopping often as I do. Once totally out, I’ll lick your anus and take a look inside there, and then again start pushing in my penis slowly. This we’ll continue for long, and we’ll steadily increase the speed. All throughout I’ll fiddle your clit with my fingers. We’ll do this until you have a real good orgasm! I can stay erect in multiple orgasms. So it won’t end unless you have felt the ecstasy!

After all is done, we’ll throw away the condom. Then we’ll go to bed with you holding my dick, and me with my finder stuck inside your anus. I’ll gently undulate my finger in there, like a lullaby, as you go to sleep!

By the way, all along you can do similar things with me. I mean you can finger my anus, lick it, etc if you want to. I’ll love it. Although you needn’t if you don’t want to.

So, how do you like my story? Wanna try it out? Attached with this email is my nude pic. Will give you an idea about what you may expect inside you when you have anal sex with me.
I am a 24 year old male living in Philadelphia.. kind, friendly, caring and romantic. and ye, I’m a non-smoker!
Let me know something about yourself.

take care.
Ajay.

Ok… You caught my attention….. I do enjoy someone fun, so Ill tell you a little about me…
Basically, I’m a nervous person. I’ll tell you now that I’ve never had a date, but I just know that we were meant to be. The things you look for, “slim build, knowledge of the Wicca religion, and the ability to differentiate between Van Gogh and Picasso” describe me to a tee. I can’t wait until our wedding day, which should be soon because I’m nearly over two hills. Did I mention that I’m a nervous person?

Concerning the line on most ads stating “Slim build is a great impression of a man’s true character,” well, I may not actually fit that request. I agree that a slim build is attractive; however, I know of many fat people that have great personalities. I’m not saying that I’m fat, rather stocky or big-boned. The problem is that I don’t hide my weight well. Actually, the truth is I look like a wildebeest covered in plaid and khaki. I have more fur on my back than all eleven of your precious Persians. To top things off, I have an inexplicable odor that creeps out no matter how much cologne I bath in.

What I lack in the looks department, I certainly make up for by my knowledge of witchcraft. I’ve realized something about you smart chicks; you always have some fanatical beliefs that are sure to be contested (women’s suffrage, for example). I’ve got this one though; I’ve seen every movie ever made concerning witchcraft: Hocus Pocus, The Craft, and best of all, The Wizard of Oz. I have also memorized portions of Bewitched for our first date. Can you really turn Samantha into a dog by wrinkling your nose? I’ve always wondered that. As my hero, the Wicked Witch of the West would say, “I’ll get you my pretty,” and your eleven Persians, too. I hope you also like a guy with a sense of humor.

As for the differentiation between Picasso and Van Gogh, I’ll be completely forward with you: I have no clue who those people are. I ran upstairs and asked my mom who Picasso was and she told me that it’s the name of a cat I had when I was five. If Van Gogh is another cat’s name, Picasso was cross-eyed, bob-tailed, and could never find the litter box. I’ve done it. I’ve successfully filled your requirements in a man.

I feel that I have connected with you on some level. Ok, now mail me when you’re free and we’ll plan our date. I’ll have to request that you pick me up because my mom’s car is a horrible ride. While I wait for that message, because I know it will, I’ll be looking for our first house on the internet. I just want you to know that there is a little place in the jumbled sock drawer of my heart where you match up all the pairs, throw out the ones with holes in them, and buy me some of those neat dressy ones with the weird black and red geometrical designs on them.