Flirty Emails

About me:
I am a writer, artist, and teacher, although not necessarily in that order. I am a self-taught artist in the abstract expressionist style. I have degrees in Social Science, German, and Special Education. I have a 15 year old son with special needs (he lives with his mother) and have no time for head games. I was burned once on CL before but decided to post my own ad—Dum spero speri (Where there’s breath, there’s Hope). A good friend of mine from undergrad recently wrote me and said:

What do I find attractive about you?
1. I like your intelligence…most people are just too stupid for me to tolerate. You hold up your end of the conversation. You read interesting books!
2. I like your twisted sense of humor. I laugh nearly every time we talk. I’m pretty bitter so it takes a special person to make me lighten up.
3. I like your strong sense of self. You aren’t intimidated by me enough to let it interfere with our friendship.
4. I like your honesty. You usually respond to a direct question with a direct and complete answer - even if it’s not a comfortable topic.
5. I like your artistic outlook on life. You take painful subjects and turn them into creativity. I can’t wait to see what it looks like when you (finally) try to put some of the positive emotions on to the canvas.
6. I like the fact that you are basically an optimist- but realistic enough to not be annoyingly cheerful.
7. I like how you argue your point, but once you’ve said your piece you let it go - even if I don’t agree with you.
8. I like your generosity. You’ve always shared your art, books, opinions, music, etc with me.
9. I like the fact that you are easy to train…usually you’ll do what I tell you to do when you want to play. You take compliments and criticism well.
10. I like your gentleness. Some people get defensive and their instincts for self-preservation in response to my acerbic words. You never confuse my mouth with my heart.
11. I like the pretentious titles you give to your artwork.

So, if you have read this far, thank you for your indulgence. My cats are named Nietzsche and Kafka, if that gives you any clue as to where my head is at…If you want companionship, I am there…I am coming out of a 15 year marriage—it has been a year since l have been close to a woman (in any sort of way). Tried Craigslist once, got burned..willing to give it another shot, however. At least we could be friends, if there is no primal connection…Let me know your thoughts.
Honest Regards

A little about my self. I am 22 years old and turning 23 in January. I am very close nit with my friends and family and both are almost equally important to me. I don’t smoke or drink….that’s why im trying to meet people online I don’t really go to bars its just not me. I do like to have fun tough, I snowboard, hike, rollerblade, play volleyball, go kayaking, go fishing, love movies, and I like to just hang out and play games from xbox 360 all the way to monopoly. I work as a teacher assistant in a school for kids with developmental disabilities, most being autistic. I love my job and im starting this spring semester at wwtc to further my education in that field. I am a funny person, but I can have a crude hummer, I love the Judd Apato crew, moves like super bad, knocked up, those movies. I also can be very serious, our family gatherings tend to turn to political debates after dinner ranging from current college tuition cost to the war to who knows what. Any way that’s a little about me and my personality

As for what im looking for in a girl, well a good friend that would lead to dating and maybe a relationship. If it got to the point of a relationship I would want it to not be and open relationship. Also I am very intiment in nature I enjoy cuddling and giving back rubs and I would want to be with a girl who also is intiment in nature.

To try to describe myself

I am 5′2″, short, but I am fit and in good shape. I have dark brown hair and blue-green eyes depending on the color of shirt I am wearing. I tend to were nice cloths, but im not vain. I usually were clean cut jeans with clean shirts (not a lot of graphics)

well there we go, if you would like to talk and get to know each other a bit please email me back

hope to hear from you soon

A little about me…There are many things people want out of relationships, I just want to be able to share the good things in life with a person who can enjoy me. I am looking for someone who’s not afraid to open up and share. I’m single am looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with some one I can love with all my heart and in return someone who will love. What can I say that hasn’t been said before? I’m an open book. I’m looking for a fun loving lady to spend time with. I enjoy traveling and watching people.

I love to kiss, cuddle, hold hands, and make a woman feel like a queen!

I don’t smoke. I am not rich. I do not have a six-pack.

I have a son in NC that I see once a month for a long weekend.

Now for answers to frequently asked questions:
1) I have all my teeth -It ain’t much, but people ask…HYGIENE-I brush them, and keep them clean and odor free!!!
2) I have a job-I enjoy it and it pays to keep the lights on and the car runnin (& for our dates!)
3) I have a car-gets me to the job and to OUR date
4) I have a wallet that I don’t forget! Its usually got stuff from that job in it
5) ALL my pictures are from within the last year
6) I have a place to live that isn’t with my parents
7) I am SINGLE (that means DIVORCED without a girlfriend or fiancé)
AND AND AND
I am LOW maintenance and easy going…
9) I am sexy, confident (without being TOO rude), and of course witty, handsome, and above all HUMBLE!!!!
10) Occasionally I am accidentally articulate and haphazardly intelligent…buts it’s not often, so no worries!
11) HYGIENE!!! I have soap (and deodorant) PLUS I am familiar with the usage and application of each on a DAILY basis!
12) DRAMA FREE!!! (We all have SOME baggage, but most of mine is left at the door…)

My greatest assets are my sense of humor, quick wit, and charm! I’m kind and faithful- not kind of faithful and am not afraid to fall in love-but I’d appreciate it if you’d catch me so I don’t get hurt too bad! Until I find LOVE though, I’m OK just having fun and hanging out. (FUN is defined by the moment!!!)
I want to find the woman that is out there who enjoys spending time with a fella-but is independent and has a life of her own…

***WARNING***
Chances are that if you give me the opportunity I’ll sweep you off your feet, so wear sensible shoes! WHEN I sweep you off your feet and you fall madly, deeply, and passionately in love-NO WORRIES, I’m a strong guy and can catch you easily in my arms and hold you safe and tight… but who will catch me?! YOU!!! While these arms hold you close beware that I am a nibbler…mmmHmmmmm!!!

Rick

Yahoo IM

Hey whats up?

I’m an 23 year old South Indian Male that’s finishing university at York (Accounting and Philosophy, yeah messed up degree, i like to think of it as realism and idealism) but I live in the Scarborough area. I’ve been pretty focused on school over that last few years and looking to get back into dating.

I do reach formal events and i like to dress up culturally and have fun with my close friends. I like going out to various restaurants and trying new food, the most recent being the Sultan’s Tent, which was amazing. I also do digital photography at my banquet hall that i’m current renovating.

I spend most of my free time (when i’m not slaving away at school or work) playing baseball, volleyball and soccer. I’m always up for exciting stuff like rock climbing, sky diving and rafting but usually don’t go due to not having anyone else to go with. I’m the wild one in my group of friends in terms of willingness to try new things so it would be nice to meet someone who is outgoing.

I LOVE FOOD. I can’t stress this enough. I like to cook and mostly make south asian dishes as well as sushi and curry. I have a high metabolism, espcially after hitting the gym, so buffet places fear me. I somehow manage to stay in shape, don’t as khow, I’m blessed I guess.

Career wise, i’m into making one for myself more than anything. I’m currently opening a banquet hall in Scarborough which I hope to open by September. I’m interested starting other business investments, such as a parking lot and resturant at York U.

I’m looking to chill, expand my social circle, network and just have a good time with any drama.

Ki’ll stop rambling on. Give me a shout if your interested in chatting. You can check out my facebook profile http://www.facebook.com/ if you’d like as well.

I’m a married family man seeking a dominant email partner in search of the right fit before total submission in person. I’m a white over weight and muscular male (5′9″ 230LBS, shaved all over!) who wants to serve the right women (BBW preferred, but open to anyone who is totally sexy and thinks she is hot no matter what others think) who will respect the rest of my personal life.

I can be totally satisfied by only pleasing my mistress. Permission to please myself or to be pleased by my mistress would exceed my expectations. I’m totally open to being your slave during, before or after relationships with your husband, boyfriend or girlfriend. I’m totally straight but would consider acts that involve a male if that is your pleasure. I will wear anything you desire to maximize your experience.

Looking to exchange emails only at first as a means to find the right and only one person to serve. You may have never taken action on some of your thoughts or have never told anyone your deepest fantasies; so this would be perfect for you. Although a generous, kind and funny person, I’m not looking to hire someone or pay for pleasure in any way. Please, no scams, money or commitment seekers. Although looking for a long term relationship, discreetness and the ability to do this on my terms is a must. This is just a part of me that is hard to keep bottled up for 15 years and I am unable to live it in my current life situation. Guess I’m trying to have it all. I’m totally disease free and seek the same. So please, tell me what really turns you on and let me beg you for the opportunity to be in your company. Including a photo would be a plus and help us determine compatibility. How can I please you?